"I actually heard that a family of four had gone on vacation and checked into a hotel. They went out the next day doing what tourists do and when they came back to their room, they saw that all four of their toothbrushes were laid out on their bed. They just thought the maid was confused or one of the kids were playing a joke. They also found a disposable camera in the bathroom with about 15 pics left. The kids ended up using it, thinking it was left behind by another family. They had a great vacation and when the kids got their pics back, they came upon the last pics and saw that 2 of the hotel staff had come into their room and had used their toothbrushes during sex. Use ur minds where they put them..." - Christina, FL

"Some friends and I are into urban exploring. (Draining, sneaking in and taking pictures of old abandoned buildings, that sort of thing) Two weeks ago, we were heading through a drain near West End Avenue in Nashville. We were doing the usual thing - just walking around taking pictures and making jokes. Andy - who was in the lead - just stopped all of a sudden. Getting busted draining isn't going to land you in jail, but none of us wanted to be hasseled, so we all stopped too. He turn back to us and ran hard, bolted. We ran too - I thought maybe an animal was down there coming or something like that, but after a minute or two, we heard something behind us. It was big, and loud. It wasn't like "sewer gators" or something; it sounded upright - running on two legs, but huge. We made it to the pipe we'd walked in, and from the safety of the shadows around the nasty little canal I turned back to see who was chasing us.If it was a maintenance guy or a cop, he'd have come out. Nothing did, and just as I was about to get up to see where Andy and Mike were, something moved in the mouth of the pipe. A man in a suit stepped out! Like straight off the runway, hot, nice suit guy. He just smoothed his coat and climbed out of the drain, walking off like it was normal to just prowl around a drain in a suit. We're heading back in soon. We were all to freaked to go back in that night, and Andy won't talk about it. Mike thinks he's just being a girl about it, but being a girl, I think Andy just got the crap scared out of him. I don't know what suit-dude's deal was. Maybe he was meeting his dealer, maybe he's just got a thing for drains, I don't know, but I figure you guys could make a pretty damned good story out of him." - Laura, Tennessee

"A lady looked out her window one morning to discover her lawn gnomes were missing. She called the police and they came and looked around, but told her not to expect much. A few days later she got a postcard in the mail from Hawaii that read: 'we decided to take a vacation. Having a wonderful time, wish you were here. The Gnomes.' Two weeks later she answered the doorbell to find the gnomes standing on the porch." - Alice, PO

"That's hilarious, like that movie 'Amelie' where she takes the garden gnome everywhere and sends pictures back to her dad." - Monica, RI

"Young honeymooners at a popular vacation spot returned to their room one evening to find that it had been robbed. Everything in the room was stolen except for their toothbrushes and camera. A couple weeks after their return they got their photos back and sat down to look through them together. They were enjoying their photos until they got to the one that was taken in the hotel room of a large hairy man with their toothbrushes stuck in his rear-end." - Randy, UT